January 2011
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he’s like a pinky wafer. i just want to dip him in my tea, i love him.
– noel fielding on justin bieber
he’s like a pinky wafer. i just want to dip him in my tea, i love him.
– noel fielding on justin bieber
i like when they said ‘oh, he went to the hospital?’ he left in an...
– my dad on the red team’s reaction to Chet going to the hospital on MTV’s the challenge
i like when they said ‘oh, he went to the hospital?’ he left in an...
– my dad on the red team’s reaction to Chet going to the hospital on MTV’s the challenge
cosmo sex tips by mercedes lewis
Squat on the floor then do a backflip…into a penis.
Then do a lunge while he sits on a chair.
Have him hold you on an icerink w/ a silk scarf around his head.
Put a condom on his toe and have him rub it on your inner thigh.
No spatula no fun.
Grab a sparkler. Put it in his anus while you lay in a bathtub of ky gel.
Get a baking tray, sprinkle it w/ butter and serve your man your...
cosmo sex tips by mercedes lewis
Squat on the floor then do a backflip…into a penis.
Then do a lunge while he sits on a chair.
Have him hold you on an icerink w/ a silk scarf around his head.
Put a condom on his toe and have him rub it on your inner thigh.
No spatula no fun.
Grab a sparkler. Put it in his anus while you lay in a bathtub of ky gel.
Get a baking tray, sprinkle it w/ butter and serve your man your...
keirr:
★MERRY*•˚° ★。 ° ˛˚˛★* •。* •。★* •。★*˚ ° 。* •。˛˚*° 。˚*•★*CHRISTMAS★ 。*˚° 。 ° ˛˚*° 。˚*• ° ° 。 ° ˛˚˛ * _Π_____*。*˚° 。 ° ˛˚*˚° • 。 ° ˛˚*˚° • 。 ° ˛˚ ˚ ˛ ˛•˚ */______/~\。˚ ˚ ° 。• ° ˛˚˚° 。 ° ˛˚˛˚˚° 。 ° ˛˚˛ ˚ ˛˛ ˚ *|田田|門| ˚˚˚° 。 ° ˛˚˛˚*♥ Happy New Year ♥
keirr:
★MERRY*•˚° ★。 ° ˛˚˛★* •。* •。★* •。★*˚ ° 。* •。˛˚*° 。˚*•★*CHRISTMAS★ 。*˚° 。 ° ˛˚*° 。˚*• ° ° 。 ° ˛˚˛ * _Π_____*。*˚° 。 ° ˛˚*˚° • 。 ° ˛˚*˚° • 。 ° ˛˚ ˚ ˛ ˛•˚ */______/~\。˚ ˚ ° 。• ° ˛˚˚° 。 ° ˛˚˛˚˚° 。 ° ˛˚˛ ˚ ˛˛ ˚ *|田田|門| ˚˚˚° 。 ° ˛˚˛˚*♥ Happy New Year ♥
i can hear my mom wrapping presents in the next room and i can hardly contain myself
The dictionary definition of God is “a supernatural creator and overseer of the...
– Ricky Gervais
The dictionary definition of God is “a supernatural creator and overseer of the...
– Ricky Gervais